I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING
(via my-life-my-insecurities)
67088) In the ER, the doctors basically told me I was too fat to have an eating disorder. Then, once admitted for a attempting suicide a few days later due to their comments, the discharge report said I should exercise more.
(Source: confessionsabouteatingdisorders, via my-life-my-insecurities)
m4ge:
Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on
Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation
Biology more like BYEology because I’m out
physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this shit
trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry because this shit makes me homicidal
spanish more like spanish because idk wtf is going on
(Source: 5ar4, via theblackship)
omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website
(via theblackship)
so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing
like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch
you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees
you couldn’t wear your own clothing
(via keepyourselftogether)
